bi-tete

n.

The chronic condition or syndrome of feeling that others are always looking at you as if you have two heads.

Etymology: from Latin "bi" (two) + French "tete" (head)

She suffers from bi-tete syndrome so badly that last week she bought herself a pair of identical hats and also made two appointments to get her hair cut at the beauty salon.

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bi-tettish

adj.
1. Relating to the bi-tete syndrome that sets in with age.
2. The internal feeling you get when talking to others that they are looking at you as if you have two heads.

Etymology: from Latin "bi" (two) + French "tete" (head)

Man, I felt so extremely bi-tettish talking to that conservative guy. He just doesn't get me.

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