Crush

A person for which you have affectionate/sexual thoughts about. Crushes tend to keep you up at night, not buy aggressively participating in intercourse with you, but by making you think of their absolute beauty. Legends state that some of us get out of the "crush-zone" and into actual dating but sadly those are pure myths and you will forever be masturbating to the thought of your crush whispering "mayonnaise" into your ear while strocking your leg, in a hot dog costume.

"Hey Johanna, did you get out of the crush-zone with Liam?"
"No, nobody does"

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