Pegasus

Some stupid ass horse that's also a bird

So I went out bird/horse hunting and shot a pegasus

12👍 5👎

tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

Amigoey

(Adj) When a place is literally crawling with Mexicans

I was gonna fish Chain Bridge, but it was too Amigoey