cat-cholo

a cat that starts with an english name then gets a spanish one

*first few months of cat ownership*
“come here george!”
*anything after month 6 of cat ownership*
“ahh, yes, come here, my beloved cat-cholo jorge”

Catgekko

a mythical creature that comes from a good mushroom dose

essentially a shapeshifting human

"why is that guy trying to climb walls?"
"ahh he must be in the catgekko stage of his trip"