iWank

An apple ipod/iphone application allowing one to mimic the wanking movement in order to score points.
The longer one keeps up the wanking motion, the higher the score.

Bonus points can be scored from extra techniques such as stroking and shaking the device more rapidly or slowly.

"Dude I just scored 15678 on iWank! Beat that mate!"
"Haha I totally owned you there mate, I scored 45672! It said I had a good variety of thrust action."

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sarcasmic

A sarcasm-induced orgasm; sarcastic remarks that are so cunning and witty that it is pure sex to the ears and makes one feel euphoric once heard.

"Hey Phil, guess what I said to my girlfriend the other night?"
"What mate?"
"I said....I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
"Oh man that comment was so sarcasmic, you hate her guts!"

"Corr blimey, that homemade lasagne sure was good Emma, I seriously couldn't tell that it was burnt!" (even though Emma had dished up a bowl of lasagne-ash to Paul)

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