emperor

1. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to engage in sexual activities with other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.

2. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to rim (engage in analingus) other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.

3. Boy Scout Troop Leader

Kid: "Yo dude I heard Mr. Castellano is an emperor."

Kid 2: "Yeah, Jimmy met him the other day and now he's kinda walking funny."

......I hate Wig n Whiskers

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Spündik

1. A small Casio VL-Tone keyboard first released in 1980. Functions as a combination calculator and 8-bit synthesizer. It ranges two and a half octaves and has voices that include: guitar, violin, piano, etc.

2. Small keyboard made popular by the German band Trio.

Guy: "Hey man I'm starting a band."

Guy 2: "Hey man, do you need someone who can play spündik?"

Guy: "Dude I keep telling you, I'm not gay."