Spündik

1. A small Casio VL-Tone keyboard first released in 1980. Functions as a combination calculator and 8-bit synthesizer. It ranges two and a half octaves and has voices that include: guitar, violin, piano, etc.

2. Small keyboard made popular by the German band Trio.

Guy: "Hey man I'm starting a band."

Guy 2: "Hey man, do you need someone who can play spündik?"

Guy: "Dude I keep telling you, I'm not gay."

emperor

1. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to engage in sexual activities with other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.

2. An older man of age 60 or above who likes to rim (engage in analingus) other younger men, usually of ages 18-25.

3. Boy Scout Troop Leader

Kid: "Yo dude I heard Mr. Castellano is an emperor."

Kid 2: "Yeah, Jimmy met him the other day and now he's kinda walking funny."

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