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Inverkip is a village in the west coast of Scotland. It is normally pretty peaceful but has gotten more murder-y in recent decades.
There is a beautiful marina that has lots of boats and some really nice rich people homes. There's also a manor called Ardgowan that is surrounded by land where you can find sheep and horses etc.
Inverkip was small but new houses keep being built on the hills behind the village and lots of trees are being knocked down to do this because someone said "fuck the environment!".
From Inverkip you can travel down the stunning coastal road towards Largs, perfect for summer driving. Inverkip has a small beach as well, which is usually quiet but can occasionally be filled with drunk teenagers.
"I'm thinking of getting married in Inverkip."
"Just avoid the murderers."
Elizabeth Windsor, ruler of the United Kingdom and a few other places (e.g. Canada, Australia) is actually not the second Elizabeth to rule Scotland so can't be called Elizabeth II there.
There are lots of weird conspiracy theories about her and her creepy ass husband Philip. One of her sons is likely a nonce.
She has a strong bling game but should probably give some of it back to India.
"It's the queen's birthday today!"
"I take it you mean Elizabeth Windsor and not Betty White..."
In the Inverclyde area of Scotland, slice refers to square sausage (sometimes called Lorne sausage). Some other areas of Scotland may use the term "slice sausage", but using slice to mean square sausage only tends to be used in Inverclyde.
"This breakfast pack has hash browns, black pudding, sausages and slice."
Galoshans is a word used in Greenock, Scotland and surrounding areas. It refers to going around homes on Halloween night and performing a song or play. Its origins are in the Scots language and it comes from the epistle of St Paul to the Galatians, a part of the Bible. Galoshans essentially being a Scots form of 'Galatians'. This is due to the tradition of Bible plays being performed on Halloween night.
"Here, away and go your galoshans."
The Port refers to Port Glasgow, a town in the west coast of Scotland. People who aren't local tend to confuse Port Glasgow with the city called Glasgow, so the Port works as a nickname to avoid this confusion.
Port Glasgow is next to Greenock and smaller places like Kilmacolm and Langbank. It's home to the Port bird.
"Where are you from?
"Port Glasgow."
"Oh I love Glasgow!"
"I'm not from Glasgow, I'm from the Port!"
The Gibby is an area in the east end of Greenock, Scotland that is home to social housing developments. There are also some privately owned properties but most residents can't afford their own home. There's a community cafe and a kids' nursery school, plus Bogston train station.
Och, here mate, you going up the Gibby?
An area in the borough of Lambeth located in south London. West Norwood ain't as cool as Brixton and it ain't as posh as Dulwich, however it's kind of okay.
West Norwood cemetery is pretty interesting and has some famous people buried there.
There are also lots of stray cats in West Norwood and at night the foxes come out to get food remains from the rubbish bins.
"Terry just moved to West Norwood."
"He'll like the cafes and charity shops!"