Largs

Largs can be found in the west coast of Scotland. It was traditionally a seaside resort but most of the hotels and amusement arcades are shut so the best you can do is get a chippy takeaway and smoke some ciggies.

It's a place where residents of more urban towns like Greenock and Paisley go to feel the salty air in their lungs while eating candy floss and Italian ice-cream.

There's usually some Viking festival each year unless that's been killed off and sent to burn in the Clyde.

It's a nice sunny day, let's go to Largs.

Kilmacolm

Kilmacolm is a village in western Scotland. It has some poor people but is predominantly populated by the middle and upper classes.

I heard he's moved to one of those mansions in Kilmacolm

Keep the Heid

A more Scottish way of saying "keep the head"; it means to stay calm and keep your mind away from going crazy-loco or angry.

"Look, it's no even worth it. Keep the heid!"