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cat

1. a humans lazy companion
2. one of Gods masterpieces

3. a fluffy and adorable pile of... AWESOMENESS

my cat is the best thing in the whole wide world and it is so fluffy and i want to marry it

by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019


me

THE BEST HUMAN BEING

person 1: omg the new girl is such a me
person 2: YASS

by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019


Zoey

Zoey is going to be one of the greatest people you will ever meet. If you find one, you better keep her! They are usually gemini's but also they will often be leo's. They are very creative, strong, confident, and smart. They often have blond hair and are a little shorter than average, but thats what makes them cuter than they already are!

person 1: Yo dude, i just met a zoey today, should i try to get her to like me?
Person 2: did you say a ZOEY!? yeah dude! get her to like you quick. you dont often see zoey's walking around!

person 1: ok! thanks for the tips!

by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019

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