wackness

The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.

I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.

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giant evil

The supermarket chain that calls itself "Giant Eagle".

I won't shop at Giant Evil because their produce is not fresh and their dairy goods are highly overpriced.

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jack shit

Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.

I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.

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pigsmith

A person that mechanically creates pigs, usually out of iron.

Our town has one of the best pigsmiths in all of Connecticut.

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Take the L

Stands for "Take the loss". Frequently used to describe flunking a test, being dumped, being stood up, being beaten up or robbed, or losing one's money in the stock market, gambling, or through exploitative business schemes.

I really took the L on that history exam.

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jackmoves

Creative and skillful maneuvers used to escape, either from someone chasing or stalking you, or from an awkward social situation.

The cops were onto me after I held up that convenience store, but I pulled jackmoves on them and got away.

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giant uffleumps

Large uffleumps, typically eight times the size of uffleumps. They have a tough skin and move quickly in a bouncing motion. Many species of giant uffleumps are carnivorous and can be quite dangerous.

Oh no, it's a giant uffleump! Get out of the way!

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