put out

To give yourself up freely to get some ass.

I put out last night.

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mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

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wack attack

MAC machine; ATM machine

I got to hit the wack attack (for some cash)

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steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

irish sports page

The obituary section of a newspaper.

I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.

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The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

why bother

A double decaf non-fat latte.

Can I have a why bother and an egg bagel to go?

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