irish sports page

The obituary section of a newspaper.

I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.

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why bother

A double decaf non-fat latte.

Can I have a why bother and an egg bagel to go?

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The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.

Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.

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The Seal

Urinating after drinking booze because the feeling was too strong to hold back. After breaking The Seal urination comes almost every minute.

Damn dude I broke the seal, now I'm gonna be pissing all night.

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shitaco

a food item, that is fed mostly to the homeless, where which a warm log of human feces is rolled in to a corn or flower tortia and then wrapped into a tacobell wrapper.

bum: will you give me a dollar?
u: no but i'll gladdly give you a shitaco.

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off the hinges

synonym for off the hook or off the chain...like crazy insane!!

this website is off the hinges!!

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