Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.

Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!

Tungered

When the euro reading (probably) about Poland losing its land (again) is too boring so you procrastinate.

Person 1: he created a verb based on my name for procrastination
Person 2: what word?
Person 1: "Tungered"

Tungered

When you don't want to read about the Polish losing their land again so you procrastinate on euro homework.

Tunger: he created a verb based on my name for procrastination
Tunger: please let me out of this class
You: What verb?
Tunger: Tungered

Tunger's Paradox

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not

neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox