imminiature

Small, immature people

A person who is immature but you don't really give a crap about anyways

She's ignoring me cause I'm not giving her the answer she wants

Who cares? She's so imminiature!

shylock shoes

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.

e.g. "I have blisters all over my feet...these shylock shoes have taken their pound of flesh!"

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silience

Silly silence. A misunderstanding leading to silence....usually through some electronic means of communication leading to waiting an inordinate amount of time for a reply text/email.

Mom: Are you hungry?
Kid: Starving!
M: I've got a surprise for you in the kitchen. It's your favourite. Love Mom
K: I hope it's your shaved pussy
K: OMG
K: Don't read that last part...it was my phone auto-correct!!
K: I meant PORK. Shaved poorrrrk. I'm so sorry Ma.
K: Mom?

This silience brought to you courtesy of Damn You Auto-correct.

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cdafox

A foxy Canadian girl

Eg. What a foxy Canadian mink!
No...she's a cdafox :)

inflationship

The added committment that goes along with the length and intensity of a relationship.

First he left his toothbrush at my place, now he wants me to call him rather than texting. It looks like I'm in an inflationship :)

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sly-fi

Wi-fi internet connection from an unauthorized source, and accessing it when you're supposed to be at work.

Since my company decided to monitor our internet usage, I've been using my iPhone to access a sly-fi network from another company nearby to check my facebook and watch you-tube videos.