Porktard

The affliction related to not being able to digest pork properly.

Man, Lisa's been in the John all day. She probaby shouldn't have eaten those pigs in a blanket. I think she's a porktard.

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Movileptic

The medical condition of falling asleep uncontrolably during movies.

You fell asleep during Watchmen?!?! You must be movileptic.

Crotch Candy

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.

I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.

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Vagalanche

The ensuing avalanche of vaginas that occurs to someone when they are so cool.

Dude, do you like me new haircut? I better wear my Avi beacon because there's about to be a vagalanche up in this mofo.

Coroncled

The act of cancelling and activity or travel related item due to the corona virus.

Aw man, my business trip just got coroncled due to fears of the corona virus spreading.