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1. (noun) A USB device designed specifically to drive the owner to the point of insanity. Contains hidden software aimed at disconnecting from the internet mid-conversation thus causing maximum disruption and annoyance. 2. (noun) A small plastic toy used by cats to chase along wooden floor at 5am. 3. (noun) A primative alarm clock when used in conjunction with definition 2
He's in a bad mood today, he got dongled in the early hours.
Man i was chatting to a really hot girl online when i got hit by a dongle. Bummer.
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The extreme form of the verb fruck. A headfruck is to meet the love of your life only to find out that your closest, bestest friend does not approve. A truly painful experience that may well lead to either losing your best friend or giving up the love of your life. Such a result is known as a complete headfruck.
"What's wrong with Peter he looks so miserable?"
"He's fallen head over heels in love with a real babe, but now John is pissed off with him cos he doesnt hang out as much as he used to. He's caught in a complete headfruck"
(pr. Kara-chokey) Usually encountered by drunken men attempting to sing Whitney Houston or Celine Dion songs after several alcoholic beverages, karachoke is the moment during the high note when the vocal chords snap, thus blocking the airways and causing a painful and embarrassing death through asphyxiation.
According to the coroner, Bob's death at the Christmas party was attributed to karachoke.
(verb) To be caught in the painful dilemma of having to choose between a friend and a lover. The act of falling for a boy/girl that you know will upset a close friend. Commonly encountered when encountering friends' exes, brothers, sisters and even parents.
The extreme form of this verb is the headfruck. A headfruck is to meet the love of your life only to find out that your closest, bestest friend does not approve. A truly painful experience that may well lead to either losing your best friend or giving up the love of your life. Such a result is known as a complete headfruck.
Jane frucked Mary's ex, and now Mary is no longer speaking to her.
Bill slept with his best mate's lil sister. He's frucked big time!
"What's wrong with Peter he looks so miserable?"
"He's fallen head over heels in love with a real babe, but now John is pissed off with him cos he doesnt hang out as much as he used to. He's caught in a complete headfruck"
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