dildock

Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.

Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"

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ptable.com

Online interactive periodic table website, featuring extended table, orbitals, oxidation states, solid/liquid/gas temperature, and much more. The best online periodic table on the internet.

Joe: "God dammit, I'm so tired of having to look up stuff in three different books. Why can't I find orbitals, molecular weight and valence data in one place"

Mike: "lol, go to ptable.com... Whats wrong with you?"

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Reality Kings

Porn website that claims to be "reality" yet is as fake as every other website out there.

Mike: "I hope I can get an invite to one of the Reality Kings sex parties when I get to California..."
Joe: " You dumbass, those aren't real parties; they're all porn actors!"

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