i-spazzing

When someone has gotten their first I-phone, I-touch or I-pod and cannot focus on anything in their life except downloading apps and tunes.

My son just got an I-touch and has been really a pill because he can't stop downloading apps and music. He is going to be broke from his I-spazzing!

Flying muffin top

Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.

I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.

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