certified boy lover

A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.

Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.