Pawty

Any party that involves pups

“We got biscuits and beers now it’s a pawty”

Bastid

A term used to greet a Bro that you haven’t seen in awhile

“What’s up ya dirty bastid”

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lick my cunt for luck

A term used by real dirty birds that are usually looking for more than just a lick to get to the center of her tootsie pop.

“Why don’t ya lick my cunt for luck cause your dumbass is going to need it”

spawday

A day for pampering your pups with baths, brushing, clipping nails etc.

“Toby you ready for your spawday bud?”

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

Budzo

A passive aggressive greeting

“What’s up budzo, what do you need now?”

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Dunkin blownuts

A bros way of referencing “Dunkin’ Donuts”

“Bro get me a girly ass pumpkin drink at dunkin blownuts”