lets pawty

When you know there’s pups at the party and you are getting everyone pumped

“Chicks dig pups lets pawty bros!”

Blowes

A bros way of referencing “Lowe’s”

“Bro grab some Sheetrock a blowes kyles coming over tonight”

DongBags

A bros way of referencing condoms to either be cool or sly

“Brad pick up some dongbags for the party tonight”

doots

The only appropriate way to refer to the game “call of duty” among bro’s

“Dude get on doots Let get that W”

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Bed to me

When you’re so tired of someone’s drama you sleep great

“Yep she’s bed to me now and I slept great”

Trojanwhore

A chick that doesn’t let any Trojans in or any other condoms

“Dude last night was great that chick was a trojanwhore”

Throne depot

A bros way of referencing Home Depot and its signature twisted pine 2x4’s that are shit

“Grab some Sheetrock when you’re at throne depot Kyle got drunk last night so......”