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The perfect mix of air and poop that when being expelled sounds like hitting the throttle on a really nice 2 stroke bike.
âBro I thought you were watching my MX highlights in there cause that was one mean brapcrapâ
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King of all dumps of godly proportions
âBro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?â
When you trusted a fart or just had no choice and your crack looks like you spread chocolate smuckers just all over the place down there.
âBro that sounded and smells ripe definite smuckahs cuckahs potential there go get sortedâ
When beer league peaks and your drinking on the bench
âDo we suck? Yes. Does it matter? No. Why well one word alcohockeyâ
Someone taking beer league hockey too serious
âFucking Wayne sweatski out there didnât know the scout were here tonightâ
Every Bro is born with it. Just got to spread that seed in any hole we can find.
âThat chick is a smoke show really giving me the need to seedâ
When youâve held a piss so long that when you finally get to go it feels great and you get hard
âBro I just took the best whizzah jizzah didnât think he was going to go back downâ