Spinster

1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.

"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night"

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