wicked-eve

Beautiful ; Kind ; Caring ; Respectful ; Friendly ; Inspiring ; Sharp ; Sensitive ; Morning Dove

You're such an Eva... I'm so glad to know someone as Eva as you.

3👍 4👎

Nilay

"I am invisible...uh...I mean invincible..."

55👍 39👎

snowball dispenser

To sit on your boyfriend's face or sexual partner after getting cream-pied and force them to open their mouth to receive the 'snow ball'.

"Dude, my girl is a total freak!! She sat on my face after sex and gave me a snowball dispenser!! Gross!!!"

2👍 2👎

mute

Variation of
"Crushed yo eyeballs"
which went out of style last year

you got told
and are now dumbfounded to the point you have nothing to say

Person 1
Who says I can't do that
Person 2
I say so thats who bizatch!!
Crowd
MUTE!!

5👍 9👎

torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

40👍 14👎

Wilco

Aviator slang for "will comply'

Tower: Crimson 1-1, take heading 180, angels 25.
Crimson: 1-1, wilco.

553👍 55👎

Ass Sack

This happens on a faggot when they have alot of sex in the ass the asshole itself starts to sag. This creates an ass sack. Elton John has one of these as does Bill Gates.

Damn it Elton I told you not so hard now I have to tuck in my ass sack.

10👍 20👎