Couch hole

The type of person that you would only fuck on your couch because they aren't worthy of your bed.

"I can't believe that he took his fugly ex-girlfriend back. I saw that she commented his Facebook saying that they were up on his couch all night. He wouldn't even take her to his bed because she is such a couch hole."

momcomplishment

When a mom handles motherhood shit like a boss.

"I took a shower, did my hair and make up, vacuumed, made lunch and checked my e-mail, while still keeping my kids from destroying each other and he house. That's my momcomplishment of the morning.