Rural Dictionary

verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.

Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"

by chad February 24, 2005

Multiple Uses:
1. One who tans way too much ... often schedules an entire day around "catching rays"
2. One who naps way too much
3. One who closely resemble Biff from Back to the Future
4. One who talks all day about getting with a chick, then sees her at a party and doesn't even speak to her.
5. One who would rather be fucked in the ass all day than be forced to masturbate all day.

I can't tell if that guy is black or just an isler.

That lazy frickin isler is sleeping again.

Hey look! Its the guy that played Biff in Back to the Future! No wait, its just an isler.

That guy could be feeling all over those fake boobies, but hes too much of an isler

Masturbate all day? Are you kidding? Just fuck me in the ass and call me isler.

by chad March 1, 2004

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assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole

I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.

by chad December 3, 2003

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Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

by chad December 11, 2004

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snoz

Said when leaving (by driving or walking...preferrably while driving away, tires squealing) someone with the sole intent of emphsizing that you are better than him/her and him/her is a tool. Said as an exclamatory statement when leaving or driving away. Can also be used as a verb...to snoz, snozzing, snozzed

Person 1: Hey Brandon!
Person 2: Yeh what's up? (Giving full attention)
Person 1: SNOZ! (drives away squealing tires!!!)
In this situation it would be correct to say that person 2 has just been snozzed.

by chad April 1, 2004

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