uber

Inspiring awe, admiration, wonder, and majesty - all at the same time.

Possibly coined by www.chadmallory.com in the early/late 20th century, this word has been heard in many homes and even names the ESPN fantasy sports overall score.

"Fluff is uber uncomfortable with women."

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froo

pretentious, gaudy, expensive

My mother bought that froo doily at the boutique.

Also; froolish;froolishness

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electric fence

Something that should not be urinated on.

When nature's callin' don't be stallin'
Use your common sense.
Before you let it flow find a place to go, just Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

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fagitism

The practice of disappointing your father by being a faggot

I noticed your son is in the play at school, he must have caught the bug of fagitism.

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Ass Clap

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

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Half-Life 2

Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.

Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.

Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.

Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).

I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.

"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind

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Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

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