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Zombie reindeer. Reindeer that eat your brain.
Santa Claws is gonna eviscerate you and feed your brains to his braindeer.
Second-most common word in the English language, right after 'fuck'.
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Most pedophiles. Most pedophiles are heterosexual. This is a statistical fact. Thankfully, most heterosexuals are NOT pedophiles.
Most pedophiles are only interested in targeting victims of the opposite sex, therefore making such individuals heterosexual.
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A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."
My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.
1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments
2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.
2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
The person without a sense of humor who is going to reject this submission.
You take yourself to seriously.
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An ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. So called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)
I watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated tit.