Fecal Fanatic

Simply put, a shit lover, someone who greatly enjoys anything to do with the stuff that comes out of the bung. Also could be spelled Phecal Phanatic referring to a shit lover from Philadelphia or actually anybody from Philadelphia.

Man, I Hot Carled that bitch and then she fucking ate it! What a fucking fecal fanatic!

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Butt Grapes

A case of the hemorrhoids. A mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum -- usually used in plural.

I gotta sit on this damn doughnut cause I have a ragin case of the butt grapes.

These butt grapes are tearing my ass the fuck up.

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