God's Ice Cream

The white vaginal mucus that is present while a girl is ovulating.

Nathalie: Holy shit! Did you just come inside me?
Brian: No bitch, thats just God's ice cream.

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blagina

The state of the vagina during menstruation.

Rob: Dude did you hook up with that one chick last night?
Ed: No man, i couldn't bear to face her steaming blagina.

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