CML

CML is an acronym for "check my last".

This could refer to a post on any social media (i.e. Twitter, Snapchat) but will most likely be relevant in context.

CML tweet
CML snap
CML post

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Word Blind

A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".

Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind

covfefe

COVFEFE. The people have finally heard the word uttered by the world's most patriotic president. It is a word so powerful only the illiterate can use it.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

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monotosis

The made-up disease of having a monotone.

To have a dull; lacking in variety and interest tone of speaking. A person who has monotosis is monotonous (of a sound or utterance) lacking in variation in tone or pitch.

Mark: I'm so excited about winning a million dollars (no tone)
Jordan: You don't sound very excited
Mark: Well... I am
Jordan: You, sir, have monotosis