n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.
"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"
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n. Someone who keeps people's asses lubed while they wait to get fucked in them.
"My ass is getting dry. Get me an ass fluffer"
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"Britney came over last night and we gave her an asian poutine."
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n. 1. A person whose pettiness causes annoying and unnecessary problems.
2. Someone whose presence is undesirable.
"That guy is a fucking skid. I want him out of my house."
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n.
Someone who illegally smuggles poo from another country.
"Check his bags. I've got the feeling he may be a dirt smuggler."
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