refrigerator slut

When someone stores people's drinks in their refrigerator that they don't drink, even if they are embarrassed to do so.

Kris: Those drinks in my fridge are not mine. I don't even like that beer.
Kathy: You are such a refrigerator slut.

osgo

Osgo - when you're at Jewel Osco and you run into someone that won't stfu.

Developed in the south suburbs of the Chicagoland area.

Ran into Mike at Jewel. He would not stop talking. Stopped him midsentence and kindly replied "Look brah, I gotta osgo."

chripolar

When you’re in love with someone named Chris and they make you insane. Similar to being bipolar but unfortunately there is no medication that can resolve this condition. Triggered by your conflicting feelings for the Chris you are in love with, with no resolution in sight.

Lauren: Why is she acting that way?
Jessica: She’s chripolar.
Lauren: Ohhhh. That explains everything.
Jessica: Yup.

Lauren: Fucking Chris.