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An undesirable character flaw.
Don't you think it was douchy that the chef took the day off for his birthday?
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Exclamation uttered by a waiter when he recieves a large gratuity.
Chance opens the guestcheck presenter,scans for the tip, and, feeling it, blurts "BOOM goes the dynamite!"
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A restaurant server not informing their guest that a gratuity has already been posted to their check (as is policy in many establishments on tables of 6 or 8 or more guests), thereby the guest tips again not realizing it has been included, resulting in the waiter receiving, basically, a double gratuity.
Yeah, but that made his night. Ahhh, the double grat scam...
sucking on a females piss hole
"So, you skanky bastard, did you milnob her, too?"
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"I was trying to special my table but like everyone else in the dining room they were stroking their rainbowners."