240 shorty

noun; A short woman that weighs no less than 240 pounds. Usually found smoking a burrito like a cigarette and manages to acquire skinny, passive aggressive men that are unable to speak for themselves.

trucker paulsen found a 240 shorty... a match made in fat-heaven.

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delivery room

Synonymous with 'bathroom'. The place you go to deliver a food baby.

Taco Bell gave me a food baby miscarriage. Better bring a mop to your delivery room.

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trucker paulsen

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

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