fuck palace

noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.

"Ay, girl. Do you want to come back to my fuck palace? But my mom lives there."

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Chandler

noun; early French for 'candle maker'.

I was a chandler until I spilled hot wax all over my ding dong.

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trucker paulsen

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

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