backside liquidity

An office safe term for the squrts, the shits, diarrhea, the runs, etc...

Roger's in a private meeting to discuss backside liquidity.

derpicide

To willingly and ignorantly die of something stupid and mostly preventable by science.

Did you hear Joe put banana peels on that funny looking mole instead of getting it removed? He died of derpicide by cancer 8 months later.

Kyle

A male version of Karen. Obnoxious. Must have his way in all social situations involving managers.

Again with the manager? What are you, a Kyle?