Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the fucking world! MIAMI KICKS ASS!!!

"hey, what's your favorite college football team?"
"THE 'CANES CUZ THEY KICK ASS BRUDDA!!"

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zing

Forced felattio; having a penis in one's mouth.

<Fred> man Dave's been taking zings all night

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ass blaster

A hot suace that I guess lights your shit on fire and blast out of you ass sizzling as it hits the water in the dumper.

That ass blaster sauce really packs a punch.

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wulong

Intergalaktische Währung in der Animé-Serie "Cowboy Bebop".

"What happened to the million wulong reward we got for that last guy?"

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crap-zapped

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.

I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!

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Tird Burgerler

Like The Hambugerler excpet this guy robs your shit from you!

Frank the Tird Burgerler is probing the dog again.

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Ass Sack

This happens on a faggot when they have alot of sex in the ass the asshole itself starts to sag. This creates an ass sack. Elton John has one of these as does Bill Gates.

Damn it Elton I told you not so hard now I have to tuck in my ass sack.

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