Sailboating

As opposed to the pedestrian act of motorboating, sailboating, shuts off the motor and gets back to nature. First, you drop anchor in preparation for a little sunset rose and cheese. The captain puts his or her face down between the butt cheeks. Whilst the first mate uncorks the wine and cuts the cheese, you just let the wind blow across your face and through your hair enjoying all that nature has to offer.

Chad took up Thadeus on his offer to go sailboating...they had a great time!

Nouveau Red

A millennial crossed with a redneck. New money gained usually from being stupid on Youtube and getting millions of views. Most Nouveau Red's live in the Southeast section of the United States.

"Hey, do those guys come from old plantation money or something?....no they're Nouveau Red"