pizza butt

term for the acute gastrointestinal distress that occurs 30 minutes to 2 hours after consuming pizza hut "pizza". symptoms include: crippling stomach cramps, cold sweats, explosive diarrhea and a feeling of impending death.

charlie (doubled over in pain, shaking and sweating): i gotta get to a bathroom. i'm gonna die!

dennis: dude, we're stuck in traffic in the holland tunnel!

charlie (leaping from car) fucking pizza butt!

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