Mistat

(miss-taht) Noun: When you get an emotionally driven tattoo whilst under the influence of anything which causes your inhibitions to be lowered, such as drugs/alcohol and/or love which you decide at a later time to be a mistake.

A regretted body modification

A tattoo that isn't what you wanted or is subpar by fault of the tattoo artist.

"Dude, I got a mistat the other night. Drunk me tattooed a smiling crack pipe on my neck. Fuck my life"

"My tattoo artist is a dick, dude. He gave me the WORST mistat the other night. See?"
"Dude, that's a meth pipe."
"I know."
"It says 'Just Do It' underneath"
"Yeah, I think I'm going to sue."

"Got a mistat? If you got a faulty tattoo from a drunk tattoo artist, it's considered Mistat in the first degree and you could be eligible for compensation. Our lawyers are here to help..."

"She mistatted his name on her boob. What the fuck"

slab

A place a dead body is put

James is on the slab

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Windows

windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

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skoo

the co writer to the wickedly funny weebl and bob series,lover of pie

the best damn co writer in the whole entire world

skoo is the best co writer in the universe

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