sextard

someone who is just plain bad in bed (and not in the "ooh, you naughty boy!" way). someone who doesnt understand what to do, why to do it, or who has no real concept of what sex involves. a true sextard will not realise their abnormalities... they may perform strange acts and be surprised when such acts are not appreciated.

oh my gosh! get your toe out of my nose! you're such a sextard!

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skeaze

a cross between a skank and a sleaze.
generally a guy who sleeps around and expects girls to still like him.

female version: skeaze-whore

you slept with my best friend last night and now you want to get with me? you're such a skeaze!

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