eyepop

someone who has one normal eye and one squinty eye...

think popeye with originality

7👍 5👎

Heinzkitvelvet

When you get fucked up the ass by a bottlenose dolphin (A.K.A Flipper)

10👍 3👎

brigged

to be bored.

Man, right now I'm so brigged.

Briggum- Man, this is briggum.

4👍 10👎

The Rob Schneider

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.

Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider

15👍 5👎

brunetta

Large penis which will inflict pain on the female recipient during sex.
When having sex with girls brunetta cums in her mouth,he proceeds to punch her in the stomach while his load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
That brunettas penis is a real cunt killer.

That brunettas penis is a real cunt killer

lobster magnet

Lobtser fused to a magnet bestowing strange powers.

"Lobster stick to magnet!"

50👍 22👎

mack on

the politicaly correct spelling of "mac on"

22👍 39👎