dundee

the scrotum of existence, i should know i live here......

"If Scotland was a polo Dundee would be the hole!"

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webby

a twat or so called friend of mine and my friends, doesn't know his arse from his elbow!walks like a chicken talks like a monkey with a mouthful of feathers, need i go on.........

charlie:"webby what u doin 2nite man?"
webby:"dunno"
charlie:"come down to mine if u want?"
webby:"maybe"

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Fuck aye!

Scottish: Of course

Opp: Fuck off!

Jimmy: "Would ya shag that Christina Aguilera?"
Dougie: "Fuck aye!"

Jimmy: "What about that Carol Vorderman?"
Dougie: "Fuck off!"

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mongle

stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"

"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"

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eejit

scottish for idiot

"you're an eejit,ya dobber!"

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clever cloggs

smart arse, know all, one-upmanshipper, carol vorderman, bill gates, gareth gates(lucky git)

for opp see webby

dont be such a clever cloggs

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chalk

opposite of cheese

chalk & cheese

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