Absofuckinglutely

An expression that denotes certainy in a way deliverable only by Mr Big.

"Will you marry me?"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"

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bincins

A name... quite a retarded one at that.

I wish my name was Bincins!

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banger

no idea what the background is
a 'banger' is..
something that was crap. OR
somebody that is a dickhead and/or does something stupid

that party was a banger....
you're such a banger neil...

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ihysfm

i hate you so fucking much

opposite of ilysfm

GOD YOU ARE SO STUPID! IHYSFM!

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colombian fever

the absolute desire to become a colombian

charlotte: dude, emily, when are we getting those colombian fake id's?
emily: man i dont know, we have been waiting for months, i have tootal colombian fever..

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mosha

Uber amazing people, with a very GOOD fashion sense and a chilled out sense of humor :) They can come in many shapes and sizes, the majority hate townies, except people like me who don't really care and can't be bothered to waste energy on usless battles.
Contrary to popular belife, moshas' do wash and can cut their hair (sometimes they even spike and dye it! WOW!!)They also wash their clothes and change them on a regular basis, tehy also change their underwear wash themselves and comb their hair, and also brush their teeth!! Suprised? Don't be :-p.

Townie/chav : Oi you, dickhead! Fucking spliff smoking moshhead, you starting? Go home an get a fuckin wash u fuckin cunt!
Mosha:**thinks is moshhead meant to insult me? i am a mosha after all** Ummm right, bye

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nobwobbler

nobwobbler is when 2 people wank each utha!!

gayboy:will u nobwobble me please
gayboy 2:yeh of corse
gayboy:wow u r really good
gayboy 2:no just ur as quik as a genie

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