JellibaB

a cutesy, bumbly, gorgeous person who is very special to you and you love very much!!
OR, alternatly, it's a sticky jelly thing covered in floury stuff spelt wrong.

How's ma ickle JellibaB today then??
OR:
I looooooove you, JellibaB!!!!!!!!

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Umpajig

Someone you don't like.

"Look, there goes the umpajig..."

George W. Bush

Soemone who looks like a monkey. A total jesuslover and a disgrace to his country. Someone who should have lost to John Kerry.

"I believe that, one day, the human being and the fish will coexist in peace." He actually said that.

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to ripcord

verb. To flee from an awkard situation or boring lecture. Usually involves crossing in front of others or in some other way disturbing the peace and making an ass of onesself.

He pulled out the powerpoint presentation; that was my signal to ripcord.

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Mr.Mom

A Dad who is unemployed or divorced and has to act as a Mom would in relationship to taking care of the kids.

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind barney for the fiftenth time, Breakfast 6, naps at 9, there's bubble gum in the Baby's hair, Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, been crazy all day long, and it's only monday Mr. Mom

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rugby

game of men with funny shaped balls!

Jonny Wilkinson plays rugby!

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frienditto

The newest drama to hit livejournal. It allows you to anonymously archive LJ posts, even friends only entries. Of course, it is no different than simply copying the entry or taking a screenshot, it is just more convienant.

Person #1: OMG! Ahh! My precious friend entries! My privacy has been breeched!

Person #2: Shut up. Nothing you post on the internet is safe.

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