Mr.Mom

A Dad who is unemployed or divorced and has to act as a Mom would in relationship to taking care of the kids.

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind barney for the fiftenth time, Breakfast 6, naps at 9, there's bubble gum in the Baby's hair, Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, been crazy all day long, and it's only monday Mr. Mom

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cupin

to fuck in the shower

I want to cupin you so bad

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pencil

A childish word for a penis.

wow look at the size of that guy's pencil.
Or i wouldn't mind nibbling on his pencil

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hella emo

Coming from hella and emo to create hella emo

Extremely emo.

OMG! I AM SO HELLA EMO! *slits wrists*

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Pirates

Pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.

Yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja ass? Sweet.

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rugby

game of men with funny shaped balls!

Jonny Wilkinson plays rugby!

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frienditto

The newest drama to hit livejournal. It allows you to anonymously archive LJ posts, even friends only entries. Of course, it is no different than simply copying the entry or taking a screenshot, it is just more convienant.

Person #1: OMG! Ahh! My precious friend entries! My privacy has been breeched!

Person #2: Shut up. Nothing you post on the internet is safe.

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