Elena

Person who needs attention 24/7 and has all of her friends telling her how gigantic her ass is, even though any starving kid in africa could compete with her looks. Needs to be reminded ever hour that she is adorable and beautiful, otherwise she literally dies. Believes in spirits and astrology and will say it's okay and will respect you if you don't, but will post "everyone who doesn't believe in ghosts will when they die" has squirrel-like face. Everyone else is a narcissist and a hypocrite to her and has no flaws. Will cry if you're good looking and don't text her back. Blonde. 1.59 cm

Very tight pussy. Never brushes teeth.

Does not know how to count. Hates people who love bread, pansexuals.

Wow, yesterday I found a Elena, said we couldn't be friends because I'm a Aries.

Elena is dating insert friend name. A minute of silence for the fallen soldier.

Elena hates me because I don't believe her deceased grandmother said "Bababooey" to her ear one night after summoning Jesus.

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Celia

Celia doesn't believe Richard when he says nothing is impossible

Celia: Alguien que nos console ha escrito eso, no puede ser
Richard: Todo puede ser, guapa