Brad bobaguard

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'

"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"

Help

they've taken my parents... everything, it's gone. I don't have anything and I live in the woods with a tent, some human meat. PLEASE help me.

please help me I'm being genuine.