Boned

1. Fucked, meaning in a bad situation

2. Fucked, meaninghaving had sex with

1. after drinking a bottle of drano, Tim was BONED!

2. After heavy consumption of alcohol, Jim and Jenny boned all night.

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fly

aesthetically pleasing

When I finish my computer case, it will be bitchingly fly!

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dunnucky

A hick way of saying blow job, or oral pleasure.

Shirley gave me a dunnucky!
I've given Kyle three dunnuckies!

ain't

Contraction of am not and slang contraction for anything else.

I ain't gonna watch Joe Millionare 2 because it ain't good.

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Neocon

1. Word used to describe anyone advocating anything short of outright appeasement of tyranny.

2. The boogey man in liberals' campfire scary stories.

3. Word used by the Old Left to describe the JOOOOS!

He's a neocon Republikkkan!

The neocons are establishing a(n) theocracy/police state/America that can actually defend itself!

We should be tolerant of all peop... Is that a neocon?! FASCIST!

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phan

A hardcore fan of the jamband Phish.

Phish phans travel hundreds of miles to see the band's shows.

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salinity

‰, per thousand, or 1/1000

me:1000‰=100%=1
you:what are ya talkin about?!?!?!?!

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