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The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.
"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."
A man who is consistently emasculated by his girlfriend or wife.
"Bob agreed to give up drinking on Friday so he can eat dinner at his mother-in-laws. What an ass-butler."
50π 7π
A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.
She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.
18π 8π
1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"
18π 14π
While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut
my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.
7π 15π
An irritating or overbearing mother in law.
"I was holding my friends baby until his crowbat swooped in and took him away."
19π 2π
When instead of wiping your ass after taking a shit, you use a body of water to clean up.
Raj had no TP so he went rolphing in the Ganges again.
15π 15π