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An overtly feminine heterosexual male.
"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron
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A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.
"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."
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A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.
"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."
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Looking at your physique in a car window after a gym session to get an exaggerated sense of muscle definition
"Look at my triceps horseshoe in that tinted Ford window! If only my real build was as good as my car build."
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