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When instead of wiping your ass after taking a shit, you use a body of water to clean up.
Raj had no TP so he went rolphing in the Ganges again.
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An overtly feminine heterosexual male.
"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron
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A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.
"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."
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A type of bowel movement that is so odious that the fumes strip paint off of the bathroom wall.
"If youre thinking about re-painting your bathroom, let Joe take a paint peeler in there to help get the old color off first."
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